vendredi 26 décembre 2014
Anyone else have birds that'll rip your backpack apart?
Posted on 06:45 by Immigration
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We've got a chair called Raven chair.
The ravens up there are fucking huge, but it's not their size that's fascinating to me.
It's how smart & balls-E they are.
There's a few, that, I'm sure recognize me.
Cause I feed em all the time.
Pretty much anything I have, they'll eat it.
If it's food that is.
Or even a tasty drink, I was pouring Rockstar in the snow yesterday & they were lovin' it.
Last year I had a cup of powdered mash potatoes, oh yeah, they like mashed taters too.
He had mashed potatoes all over his beak like a beard, hilarious.
Had one last year, steal half my bagel off the top of my board while I was leaned over doing up my binding.
If you leave your backpack anywhere, & I mean anywhere.
They'll see it & it'll be emptied completely.
They open zippers, they open buttons, they can untie knots.
Last year, I also had one flying beside me the whole way down the run, as I was tossing bagel into the air.
When I got back to the top, I was wondering if he'd be there?
He wasn't at first, but as soon as I got off the chair, he flew right down beside me.
I'm gonna train him to snatch gopros' off peoples heads.
The ravens up there are fucking huge, but it's not their size that's fascinating to me.
It's how smart & balls-E they are.
There's a few, that, I'm sure recognize me.
Cause I feed em all the time.
Pretty much anything I have, they'll eat it.
If it's food that is.
Or even a tasty drink, I was pouring Rockstar in the snow yesterday & they were lovin' it.
Last year I had a cup of powdered mash potatoes, oh yeah, they like mashed taters too.
He had mashed potatoes all over his beak like a beard, hilarious.
Had one last year, steal half my bagel off the top of my board while I was leaned over doing up my binding.
If you leave your backpack anywhere, & I mean anywhere.
They'll see it & it'll be emptied completely.
They open zippers, they open buttons, they can untie knots.
Last year, I also had one flying beside me the whole way down the run, as I was tossing bagel into the air.
When I got back to the top, I was wondering if he'd be there?
He wasn't at first, but as soon as I got off the chair, he flew right down beside me.
I'm gonna train him to snatch gopros' off peoples heads.
Anyone else have birds that'll rip your backpack apart?
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